Who Cut the Cheese?!??
Posted February 4, 2011on:
Thanks to my dear friend Ticker for the laugh of the day. Make that the sad but true laugh of the day. Be sure and click on UK Daily Mail to see the article Ticker is blogging about. Just too much from he who is Just Sayin” (my dear friend Ticker Mr. Produce aka ticker ) BB
Friday, February 4, 2011
Stop Global Warming!! Ridiculous?And yes it does get more ridiculous!!Be assured that the Obama EPA is working on a similar (out)law to be put into effect ASAP.
“Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country,” the US reports the UK Daily Mail “The EPAgovernment of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders ‘who foul the air’ in a bid to ‘mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'” Of course, locals worry that the blame game will sniff out the wrong “criminal.” One citizenMalawian lamented, “My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered? Do they lock up half a minibus?”
Environmentalists have alleged that cow flatulence contributes to global warming, but implicating humans is sure to cause an even bigger stink. The problem is, when passing gas is outlawed, only outlaws will pass gas.
Now just how ridiculous is that?